RAN - DMC

BROOKLYNITES UNITE!


IF YOU DONT KNOW
Brooklyn Native, DJ, Lyricist, Barber, Producer. A man of many talents, Blowout of the Turntable Anihilists presents his debut album, Realeyez. Behind the boards, behind the rhymes, behind the mic, behind the turntables he does it all. Blowout is a young Multi-talented Latino trying to Provoke Change through his musical talents and Lyrics.
WWW TURNTABLEANIHILISTS.COM

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SOUL*STAR
Born and raised in Brooklyn, this multi-talented BK native is doing his thing as a singer, songwriter, and musician. Richie Riveras impeccable performances are not to be missed. A star in the making, Richie sings R&B like nobodys business - he sings from his soul! With his innovative style, suave persona, and silky smooth voice, Richie will reach stardom in no time. A soulful vibe for the young, urban hip-hop generation.
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/RICHIERIVERAMUSIC

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JAHDI
Jahdi, as she is artistically known, hails from the County of Kings, Brooklyn, New York, where she began her artistic career in 1996. Her experience as a singer ranges from singing hooks for a local hip-hop group, theDisciples, singing lead and back-up for a Salsa band, local to the Tri-State Area, to recording as a solo artist. Jahdi has performed in venues within the U.S., Canada, and Puerto Rico, and was featured in Danny Hochs independent film, Jails, Hospitals & Hip-Hop. After a brief lay-off from her artistic career, while pursuing a college education and reinforcing her artistic ability through professional training, Jahdi is back in the studio developing a promotional package. Jahdi has been classically trained as a vocalist and has had professional training in various forms of dance.
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/JAHDI

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RICK GONZALEZ

Brooklyn Urban Latinos represent on the silver screen... Rick Gonzalez, Bushwick Brooklyn..s native Boricua/Dominicano, making it big co-starring with the likes of Tom Cruise, Samuel L. Jackson, and Will Ferrell. Rick is a force to be reckoned with. His performance in Coach Carter starring Samuel L. Jackson was more than surprising... I just hope he doesn..t get type cast; because of Rick..s trademark hair, regardless, keep an eye out on this young cat! We are going to be seeing a lot more of him.. Representing BUSHWICK BROOKLYN!

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WILSON J. HEREDIA

Another Brooklyn Urban Latino making strides is Williamsburg Brooklyn..s native Dominicano, Tony Award winner and friend, Wilson J. Heredia. He was one of the original cast members of the hit musical production "RENT" where he received a Tony for his outstanding performance. He also co-starred in the movie "Flawless", with Robert Deniro. Wilson..s performance in "Flawless" was nothing but "flawless" playing a drag queen named Cha Cha. Wilson shows us he has what it takes to be a man in high heels. Wilson also starred in the movie version of RENT. Keep a watchful eye on this cat as well. Representing WILLIAMSBURG, BROOKLYN!
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Hi Ya'll, why do people insist on having me add them to my friends list if; A) I havent spoken to you before. B) You havent left me a comment. C) WHO THE F*** ARE YOU?.. Come on, get to know a brother first before asking me to add you to my friends list.. Wait is there some kind of prize I dont know about, whoever has the most friends on their list gets some kind of Gift basket? sheeeesh Lemme know..

I'M NOT FOR YOU:
If you wear clear heels to work, keep it moving. If your broke, have no ambitions in life, to pretty to work and expect everything to be handed to you on a silver platter cause you have more cleavage than the Grand Canyon, get the steppin! If you..re the type of chica that goes out to a nightclub at 1am just to make a grand entrance, expect to skip the line, not pay, and get comp drink tickets, keep it moving. (as a "FORMER" NightClub Promoter, thats a NO NO in my libro) If you take more then two hours to get dressed and all chula just to go to the the corner bodega, keep it moving! If your shallow and your Ideal man is always "TALL DARK & HANDSOME" keep it moving and keep an open mind, if you know me you know what im talking about wink wink lol, NOW BREAK OUT! If you..re the chica that always wants to go home early from a nightclub when all your other homegirls are hooking up and having a good time, stop hatin.. and take a freakin cab home.. If you shop at thrift stores and you look for name brand clothing like DOLCE, GUCCI and JUICY COUTURE, bounce. If your wardrobe ONLY consists of famous brand designers, what..s wrong with 1 SOUL DESIGNS, LRG & THE GAP? Stop watching The Academy Awards and get a life! PEACE!

1. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
2. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
3. "Feel the force!"
4. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."
5. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
6. "Do me or do me not - there is no try."
7. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
8. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my....."
9. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
10. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
11. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
12. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"

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