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To celebrate the release of "I Lost My Virginity" We sent out a bulletin to all our friends inviting them to tell us about their 1st time experiences.  We were flooded with replies, in fact so many brilliant comments were posted on our pages that we decided to make a top 10 listing.  Donny our keyboard player stepped forward to review them all and add a few cheeky comments of his own, if fact it was so tough to decide which were the best out of the hundreds posted, Donny said he had to make it a top 11.  So here they are in reverse order and of course if you'd like to add your story as a comment, good, bad or just plain funny, we'd love to hear it!

I LOST MY VIRGINITY - Top 11
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11.  JKJKJK LO..  15 Jul 2007 10:44

It hurt. :[ 

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10.  Ri   19 Jul 2007 16:34

HA, I lost my V on a cooler...in the woods...
Talk about awkward.
Then found out his mom saw the whole thing.
& the condom is still hanging from the tree =/

Donny's comment:  If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big suprise ...

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9.  Stu  16 Jul 2007 21:45

well i lost mince to a scottish minx in Majorca. I was 16 and she was 27 and she had the condoms. It was outside a nightclub. Hey, im a classy guy. :D 

Donny's comment:  Scots rule

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8.  iRobert  15 Jul 2007 11:01

Fabiola Gatti was my first.
It was okay i guess.
But she was on rohypnol, and so didn't say much.

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7.  bleed mac..  15 Jul 2007 10:45

i was drunk, she was drunk. and now i'm gay. lol.

Donny's comment:  Lovely

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6.  Anniversa..  15 Jul 2007 11:50

It was many moons ago when I lost mine but I can remeber it as if it was
yeesterday.
Itwas out doors in a medow near a village Called Hickleton I south Yorkshie what we didn't Know it was next to a golf club.
Iwas great and we kept going back until we were finally court by a golfer who a lost his ball in the scrub no pun intended.

Donny's comment:  Love the pun

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5.  Just Ryan :(  15 Jul 2007 10:44

I went a little too hard my first time..... and I busted my lip on the girls head. :D I was bleeding, but really could care less! 

Donny's comment:  You should have worn a helmet

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4.  dAcaPo  15 Jul 2007 17:41

my first time was on my 16th b-day with my neighbor and best friend(threesome).it was also the first time I smoked marijuana.she was'nt into my friend at all so she said she would do us one at a time but wanted me first.we went at it for a few min. and she kept pulling it out to check if the condom was still on-I got tired of it and flung the condom off and said "ok how about u just s**k it",exact words(lol).So she began s**king it and I was so high I passed out in the middle of it and she woke me up saying her jaw was hurting,I said "then just s**k the head"(in the most romantic way possible)and she finished.my friend got no play. 

Donny's comment:  You are truly a romantic

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3.  M..  20 Jul 2007 6:28

mm i lost my V like almost 2 years ago.. its was awfull!! we did it in the lond, i was toOotally drunk! the guy couldn't stop talking! like "u are so hot" "do u want me?" and i was like "comeee on! shut up"
it was terrible! sooo awkward!! and of course everyone found out about it and they started a rumor that i was pregnant! it was awfuuull!! my mom found out and she wouldn't talk to me! in like 2 weeks! but like a year later ppl stop talkin' about it, and of coooourse they realized that i WAS NOT pregnant!! hahaha

sorry.. my english is a little rusty

Donny's comment:   Hope it's not the only thing getting rusty?

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2.  Benotti  16 Jul 2007 2:31

Are you sure you want to hear about my first time...?

Well ok then, it was late one night on the farm, there were few people about just liddle ole me an the pigs.... are you sure?... lol.

Donny's comment:  Oinc! oinc!

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1.  Bryan Is  15 Jul 2007 15:16

My First Time Was Curious
I KInda didn't know
how to do it
I Was In Sixth Grade
I mean I Stuck my
P***s In Her V****a
But That's It
Then she said I had To Move But I Didn't know how
that's what happens when people don't see porn
now i Watch it to master my skills 

Donny's comment:   Poetic and educational